Internet Safari
In my travels back and forth across the stormy seas of the Internet, I’ve seen a lot of ridiculous things, and I’ve made a point of screen capturing the best ones until I had enough saved up so that I could cop out of writing a full blog entry. Ladies and gentlemen, please enjoy. Apologies in advance for poor image quality - this blog isn't called Technologically Savvy Guy for a reason.
That's right, folks. 94%. It's science.
"...So in conclusion, I humbly refute your claim that the series finale of Friends was a cop out."
Only in Springfield. Only ever in Springfield.
Yeah! Fuck you, Mr. Smith!
Here's a hint: When threatening someone on the Internet, any fear you may have instilled in their hearts by saying you're a black belt is quickly undercut when you reveal that you aren't even old enough to qualify for a learner's permit. But wait! There's more!
"Shit just got real."
In this guy's defense, The Incredibles is a pretty good movie.
That's right, folks. 94%. It's science.
Here's a hint: When threatening someone on the Internet, any fear you may have instilled in their hearts by saying you're a black belt is quickly undercut when you reveal that you aren't even old enough to qualify for a learner's permit. But wait! There's more!
"Shit just got real."
In this guy's defense, The Incredibles is a pretty good movie.
So, y'know, he seems like a pretty reasonable guy, right? Let's take a look at some of his favorite videos...
Uh...
I rest my case. Goodnight, everybody!
Truman Capps is probably going to end up on a conspiracy theorist watch-list for this.
Truman Capps is probably going to end up on a conspiracy theorist watch-list for this.